Olive: Then they beat me with a blue and yellow sock as they got high on ABBA and tiny little meatballs.
Magnus: Swedes…
Olive: That’s them.
Olive: Then they beat me with a blue and yellow sock as they got high on ABBA and tiny little meatballs.
Magnus: Swedes…
Olive: That’s them.


Olive: Okay, uh, how do we go about this- this whole PI thing? Do we just jam the gun in the suspect’s mouth and say: ‘Sing, canary, or- or I’m gonna decorate this wallpaper with your guts’?
Ned: Neither. Technically, I don’t believe you can blow someone’s guts out their mouth.
Olive: Wuss.Season 2, Episode 8

Ned: Anyway, my educated hunch tells me that there’s a murder to solve.
Olive: You’ve never solved a murder mystery alone before.
Ned: I’m not alone.
Olive: Me?
Ned: Yeah.
Olive: Oh! I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions.Season 2, Episode 8

Olive: Isn’t it good to be back again? Just you and me shoulder to shoulder, eye to eye, decorative hats fixed squarely on sweaty brows, bonding in the fiery kiln of competition that forges men’s souls.
Ned: We’re baking pie, Olive.
Olive: Not just pie. Damn great pie!Season 2, Episode 8

Leo Burns: When you say ‘buffalo,’ do you mean the noble breed of bison lst forever to settlers’ greed or the upstate New York hamlet still thirsting for Super Bowl glory?
Olive: I mean that big phony whipping up those crap muffins over there.Season 2, Episode 8
ok i love how small Kristin’s hand is compared to Lee’s
also this was such a cute scene for the both of them
and also again Lee’s smile can melt just about anything i swear ldkfj
so damn cute it hurts
this episode has to be one of my favorites i love just about everything about this episode
i think i could start a collection of gifs just of Lee running