Aunt Vivian: I find a dash of danger titillating.
Aunt Lily: You’ve certainly made that clear.
Aunt Vivian: I assume that’s a passive-aggressive insult directed at my daring sashays into romance. I choose to ignore it.
Aunt Lily: You’ve ignored every other danger sign on the road to abject heartbreak.
Olive: I find that interjecting at precisely the right moment often defuses conflict. Wouldn’t you agree?
Aunt Vivian: Lily Charles, you’re jealous! It simply slays you that a man as tender and as viscerally masculine as Dwight chose me over you.
Olive: Missed it by that much.
Season 2, Episode 7